''I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.''
-Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development (via spacebartender)
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won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly


you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

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extremely republican teenagers scare me 

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me 11:59 September 30th


me 12:00 October 1st


it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?


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who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up 

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McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement


the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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I need a rice cooker I can never cook it right in a pot

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like for monsters inc 

reblog for mike wazowski

ignore for johnlock 

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Isn’t that Hillary Duff?