craxve: Are you addicted to tumblr?

edwad:

whitehouse:

100% yes.

are my tax dollars paying for this

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tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
  • person: ugh my sleeping schedule gets so messed up during the summer i end up going to bed at like 2 am every night! when do you go to bed?
  • me: .....not 7 am......
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offpistepursuit:

đź‘Ś

accioromione:

Just take in that J.K Rowling could have left it at The Deathly Hallows and she didn’t have to make Pottermore or anything she didn’t even have to write an epilogue or anything but she CHOSE to and she CHOSE to write these articles not for money or anything, like she’s literally writing fanfiction about her own story and that’s how cool she is so if you don’t like JK Rowling goodbye because she is actually amazing

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floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS

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omgdean:

do you ever just start thinking about your best friend and how great they are and how, even if they can’t see it, you somehow know without a doubt that they’re one of the most incredible people you’ve ever met and it’s just like, they’re funny and cute and kind and beautiful and just so freaking important that you can’t even believe that you’re lucky enough to be friends with them??? i mean wo w

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''Defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.''
-xkcd: Free Speech (alt text)
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ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

fall-out-phil:

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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adamakara:

rudycooper:

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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