ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story
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comedyblogger:

drinking underage like
''Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.''
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 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

image

(via aryousavvy)

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pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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servant-of-the-earth:

Issues - Stingray Affliction

llirry:

Do you think zayn ever gets milk out of his fridge and is just like “lol…zayn milk.”

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woodmeat:

my name is timmy turner and i

peed in the ball pit at dashcon

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koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

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